butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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