Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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