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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.

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  I mean not really

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  Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear

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  gross she's a slut

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  yea she doesn't shave either

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs

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• (210): View more from Texas

  remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."

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  Valid question

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.

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• (818): View more from California

  Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Who the fuck stole my fridge again

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• (817): View more from Texas

  like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello

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