Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
there was a trapeze. enough said
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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