i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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