I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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