i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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