So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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