A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
