Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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