You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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