Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He felt like a one man threesome
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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