our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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