is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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