For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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