i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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