I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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