Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
did i walk over a car last night?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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