very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I enjoy the company of your penis
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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