you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night