You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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