So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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