he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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