Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.