her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Randomize
