Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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