PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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