She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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