Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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