either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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