How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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