Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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