Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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