Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She told me I should be a condom model.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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