That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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