shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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