What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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