dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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