I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
