i would punch a child for taco bell
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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