It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I don't think brook has ever known best
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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