That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Randomize
