one might say we're banned from that church
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I smell like Dick and happiness
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