i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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