did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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