Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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