OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
