I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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