ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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