i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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