Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
ttyl tear gas
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I need to calm my uterus...