that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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