We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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