belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
This is my gift to your gina
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Randomize
