I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Someone shit on the floor
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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